okay, so i'm stumped on what to write about, i was requested to write something funny… and all i can think about is this hilarious conversation i had the other day with a friend about cleaning ears with q-tips. how many times have we been told not to shoove a q-tip into our ears to clean them? i've been shoving q-tips into my ears for nearly 40 years now and i've had no problems...
but ya know what's really great? it brings such ultimate pleasure to get a really good clean in! it's practically orgasmic! going a few days and then using a q-tip … oh i feel like maggie when i hit her tickle spot on her belly... my leg gets to quivering and oh...oh...it is like an orgasmic experience. oh yes, i love my q-tips!
you R insane!
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